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Remember the Ecce Homo?Well… This is him now:FEEL OLD YET?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:06:56 -0400

Remember the Ecce Homo?

Well… This is him now:

FEEL OLD YET?

flurgburgler: Good Omens commission for the splendid...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:53:03 -0400

flurgburgler:

Good Omens commission for the splendid @sofacrawler

patreon | ko-fi

not-a-space-alien:Please stop spreading the idea that Aziraphale and Crowley having a romantic...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:23:35 -0400

not-a-space-alien:

Please stop spreading the idea that Aziraphale and Crowley having a romantic relationship is canon or will be canon in the TV series. Neil Gaiman has specified multiple times it is ambiguous on purpose and will not confirm it. Ship it all you want but claiming it’s canon or will be canon is only going to get people’s hopes way up and then disappoint them when it inevitably doesn’t happen, OK? Like, yeah, there’s definitely room to interpret it as romantic and you can and Neilman says that you can and that’s fine! But it’s not….canon, really. And people are going to get real excited saying that there’s going to be this popular canon m/m ship and then when it doesn’t happen probably get really mad and claim queerbaiting.

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:10:23 -0400

cool-bacon-dude: robotlyra: Me bailing out of work the exact...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 02:57:13 -0400

cool-bacon-dude:

robotlyra:

Me bailing out of work the exact second my shift is over

When you get spotted in prop hunt

aussie-sass: howtobangyourmonster: writing-prompt-s: Your mom admits to you that you have some…...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 02:29:35 -0400

aussie-sass:

howtobangyourmonster:

writing-prompt-s:

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe.

The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…

now that i would watch

A teaser of my entry for KismetCon. I’ll post the whole...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 02:28:42 -0400

A teaser of my entry for KismetCon. I’ll post the whole thing in 1 month or so.

"Marcus reached out and set both hands lightly on the other’s shoulders. “Esca, I should never have..."

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:21:54 -0400

“

Marcus reached out and set both hands lightly on the other’s shoulders. “Esca, I should never have asked you to come with me into this hazard when you were not free to refuse. It is like to prove a wild hunt, and whether or no we shall come back from it lies on the knees of the gods. No one should ask a slave to go with him on such a hunting trail; but — he might ask a friend.” He looked questioningly into Esca’s face.

Esca tossed the slender papyrus roll onto the cot, and set his own hands over Marcus’s. “I have not served the Centurion because I was his slave,” he said, dropping unconsciously into the speech of his own people. “I have served Marcus, and it was not slave-service … My stomach will be glad when we start on this hunting trail.

”

- the eagle of the ninth, rosemary sutcliff, 1954 (via sixohsixoheightfourtwo)

I finally got time to read “the eagle of the ninth” properly (the first time I read just...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:23:28 -0400

I finally got time to read “the eagle of the ninth” properly (the first time I read just the important parts) and it’s WAYYY better than the movie.

srsishere:Just a little taste of what’s going on at my workplace...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:22:07 -0400

srsishere:

Just a little taste of what’s going on at my workplace right now.
We have been fighting for a raise because a lot of people who work at Disney have to work 60+ hours a week just to get by.
What was their response? “Ok, everyone gets a bonus. $1000. But not all at once. $500 now and $500 at the end of the year.” (in case some people get fired or quit, so they don’t have to pay the full amount to those people).
Of course, we were like “No, that’s not what we said we wanted. We want a PERMANENT RAISE.”
So Disney was like OK, fine, whoever is NOT part of the union fighting for a raise gets the $1000 bonus :)
Meanwhile, we are still fighting for a raise…

susiephone: good omens stans, reblog with the way you first pronounced “aziraphale” in the tags (the...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 05:15:05 -0400

susiephone:

good omens stans, reblog with the way you first pronounced “aziraphale” in the tags

(the audiobook pronounces it “uh-zee-ruh-fail” if you were wondering… so i wasn’t too far off. my first guess was “uh-zee-ruh-fall-ee”)

Aziraphale dresses just like Mr. Bean, fight me

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 09:57:50 -0400

Aziraphale dresses just like Mr. Bean, fight me

trahern: b1gsp1n: -callmeari: moo-sopretty: chinkylee: I can’t wait until money isn’t an...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 09:25:52 -0400

trahern:

b1gsp1n:

-callmeari:

moo-sopretty:

chinkylee:

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Reblog for financial freedom

Financial freedom means having enough money to pay your bills and have enough left over to do what you want.

Money no longer being an issue means doing what you want because money and bills are relics of a bygone age.

zagreus:invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 05:12:44 -0400

zagreus:

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

bikenesmith: hey….stop scrolling and mayhaps read this block of...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 05:09:04 -0400

bikenesmith:

hey….stop scrolling and mayhaps read this block of text

hey! i’m erik, or piney. if you follow me, you’re probably aware that lifes been very rough for me financial-wise recently. some circumstances have made things worse recently. if you don’t know me, here’s a recap:

i live with my partner charles (that’s us up there). charles and i are both transmasc + neurodivergent; i’m black and charles is native (apache) + white. i recently quit my food service job because i was too mentally ill for that type of work, and have been unemployed/freelancing since late may.

charles works nearly full time, and has really been helping me get through this unstable period. two or so days ago, charles had a really bad episode and was in a lot of mental pain, and went to go see his doctor. he was told to go to the ER for a psych eval and is currently in the hospital waiting for a room to open up in any of the facilities in the area

it’s estimated he’ll be in the facility for a few days to a week, we’re not sure, so he won’t be able to work for that time and possibly an undetermined time after. and he’s still waiting to even be moved to that facility right now.

so, the numbers: our rent is 830-ish between us (not counting bills) and right now i have $60 to my name + he has somewhere from $450-550. we’ve got half a month to go through + a possibility of medical bills. so that’s. not good.

i’m trying as hard as i can to land a job, but with the end of the month incoming, i’m not sure if i got a job today if i’d have enough money in time for rent, especially if it doesn’t pay weekly (like my last job didn’t) or i don’t start work immediately. we are both trying to get help from our respective families, but the prospect of all our costs being covered by them is slim

here’s how you can help if you have any money to spare

i’m doing ko-fi commissions of headshot sketches for a minimum of $3. more info here

i’m doing my regular commissions. busts to full body paintings as well as bust to full body colored sketches

i’m selling phone charms of the magnus family (magneto, quicksilver, scarlet witch, and polaris) here

you can drop some $$ in my paypal

here’s how can you help if you don’t have money to spare:

smaech that fuckin reblog dude

anything helps. thank you

syauqif:probably one of my favorite scenes from the book

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 02:44:40 -0400

syauqif:

probably one of my favorite scenes from the book

haiku-robot: silver-tongues-blog: nightguardmod: tehjai: aliyamirat: naamahdarling: setheverman...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 12:01:07 -0400

haiku-robot:

silver-tongues-blog:

nightguardmod:

tehjai:

aliyamirat:

naamahdarling:

setheverman:

tooquirkytolose:

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

my greatest fear honestly

Listen, I am 40. I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner. Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song. Longcat. Ceiling cat. Radiskull. Powerthirst.

So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious. If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time. No exceptions.

I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr. Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of. I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.

I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal. Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me. Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm. Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references. Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.

You gotta.

“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”

Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.

all your base are belong to us

It’s almost like nobody expects nearly 50 year old memes

listen, memes never die, they just start getting called quotes and references

listen memes never

die they just start getting called

quotes and references

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jameslcirk: realizing that you’ve forgotten what age you are and having to think about it for a...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:54:39 -0400

jameslcirk:

realizing that you’ve forgotten what age you are and having to think about it for a second like

striders: jihaadgirls: jihaadgirls: scar can like…. get it You know he really is the full package…....

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:34:15 -0400

striders:

jihaadgirls:

jihaadgirls:

scar can like…. get it

You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really is The Man

arakawa had to make up for all those incels like mustang and kimblee and just create a 100% fully loaded chad… thank you queen

not to add an annoying ass comment but i really thought this post was abt scar from the lion king and i was like

marxism-leninism-memeism: sarcastic-socialist: marxism-leninism-...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 10:11:11 -0400

marxism-leninism-memeism:

sarcastic-socialist:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

mapsontheweb:

Location of every city founded by the Roman Empire, outside of Italy.

anyone know what the deal with sw france is?

You see, there was a village of indomitable gauls there who just wouldn’t have it

honestly? you’re completely right.